10 Days until the airing of grievances. Yes, people, Festivus, is upon us.
That's right. You've got 10 days to lose 20 pounds, burn off the ugly moles and wash your good underwear.
I hope that you are all prepared for the family picture. It will be taken by our "in-house" professional Billy Gay. Because he is a professional, it is necessary that you be on the Quad of the USU campus by 11AM SHARP. Those of you who fail to live up to the expectations of Uncle Bill will have to listen to him gripe about it for the rest of the day.
Don't forget to bring your lunch and something to share at the potluck. There will be plenty of ice cream for the cheapskates who will just gorge themselves, unrepentant, on the free food.
I have most of the t-shirt orders. Those of you who failed to follow previous post directions will be receiving a shirt in an incorrect size which you will be forced to wear anyway.
There will be restrooms at the lunching location, but no firepit. Please plan accordingly. Directions and further instruction will be given while we are yelling at each other for not being on time to the picture takin'.
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